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21

Oct

I was not myself for weeks yet nobody noticed.
(via suff0cates)

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20

Oct

learn2swim:

I think relationships in general are over romanticized like atthe end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other, not whether or not they can right all your wrongs or paint a picture of a thousand suns with the breath from your lungs or some shit.

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(Source: sighmitch)

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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(Source: royalbloood)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash)

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weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(Source: i-am-evolution)

(Source: liguid)